If happy ever after did exist

babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

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Stop being tormented by everyone else’s reaction to you.

Joyce Meyer (via aokigaharas)

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People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.

Chuck Palahniuk (via socially-alone)

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sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

 

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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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